Marketing concepts...Real Funny !!

Professor at IIMs explaining marketing concepts to Students


1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am
very
rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One
of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very
rich.
"Marry him." -That's Advertising"

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
"Marry me - That's Telemarketing"

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your
tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the
car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and
then
say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public
Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry me?" - That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am
very
rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's
Customer Feedback"

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am
very
rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's
demand
and supply gap"

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say
anything, another person comes and tells her: "I'm rich. Will you marry
me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your
market
share"

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say:
"I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for
entering
new markets"